Brother Kevin stood up and said, "I would like to stand and give honor to gawd, to all the dignitaries, brothers and sisters, and loved ones, and to all the saints and friends, and my dog, and my cat, and my doctor, and the guy who sold me the car, aaaand......"
"Mr. Johnson pleeeease! We have to move forward with the program, maaan!" Exclaimed the Pastah.
And to stand every morning to thank and praise the LORD, and likewise at even; I Chronicle 23:30
I will declare thy name unto my brethren: in the midst of the congregation will I praise thee. Psalm 22:22
As I came around the curb sipping on my freshly blended blue-berry breakfast smoothie, I felt the back end of my car give way. It was as if someone, or some force had began to push the back half of my car hard right while the front end of my car was adjusting to the path of the curb in the road that was veering left. What I quickly began to realize was that I'd hit a patch of ice and that all hopes of remaining in control of my beautiful, luxurious, all leather interior, heated seats, and very faithful companion, Mrs.1998 Cadillac De vile was gone, and that we was about to go off-roading.
If you've ever wondered whether a Cadillac would be good for off-roading, I can tell you from first hand experience that you'd probably be better off with a jeep, or Hum-V. Me and my "Lady" swerved, twisted, and shouted all over the road on my way to work. I thought that that morning was going to be another routine drive to the "Plantation" known as a job, but life had other plans for us. After swerving, tossing my drink, and fighting a loosing battle to gain control of the car, I crossed over into the opposite lane, landing in an embankment taking out a good portion of a farmers fence. The car is done, but I'm giving all glory, praise, and honor to God that I got out without a scratch, and am able to blog about it the next day!
Both the Officer that took the accident report, and the tow guy said on separate occasion that I'm blessed for not being impaled. They stated that usually people are impaled when they hit fences like I did. As I looked at my wind shield, I realized that the only shatter spot on the glass was directly in front of where my head and face was during impact. Had the glass gave way, I'd probably be missing a head, or would have to have a closed casket funeral. To God Be The Glory!
Material things can be replaced, but life is precious. So, I praise God for sparing my life, and for keeping me around long enough to continue to get on yaw's nerves about the New World Order, the evilness of the devil, the goodness of God, and the beauty of life! Life is precious, beautiful, and worth living, so don't let any devil, or person have you think otherwise!
May the grace of Jesus be with you always!
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